/* TEAM */
  CEO: Mark
  CTO: Mark
  Design lead: Mark
  Legal: Mark (supervised by an actual lawyer, don't worry)
  Intern: also Mark, unpaid, treated terribly

/* SITE */
  Stack: Astro. Ships zero framework JS, which I will mention unprompted.
  Animations: hand-rolled. The cursor glitters. The headlines type
  themselves. The phone tilts when you hover. I had fun.
  Analytics: none. Are you even real? I'll never know. That's the deal.

/* THANKS */
  The 9-to-5: executive producer.
  Coffee: co-founder.
  My mom: QA department and reason the bubble-sheet grader exists.
  You: for reading humans.txt in 2026. Absolute sicko. Same.